BOVINES, head for freedom! Hogs, cast off your chains! Chickens, you have nothing to fear but fear itself!
I'm just waiting for a street demonstration by certified Angus militants. Taking a cue from those Chick-fil-A commercials, I can imagine a herd of cows marching through the streets of Laredo, Texas, carrying signs that read "Wayne fur Prezident" and chanting:
"What do we want?"