Life in the wild can be pretty wild (commentary)

Life in the wild can be pretty wild (commentary)

BOVINES, head for freedom! Hogs, cast off your chains! Chickens, you have nothing to fear but fear itself!

I'm just waiting for a street demonstration by certified Angus militants. Taking a cue from those Chick-fil-A commercials, I can imagine a herd of cows marching through the streets of Laredo, Texas, carrying signs that read "Wayne fur Prezident" and chanting:

"What do we want?"

"Cow suffrage!"

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